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A person who surrenders when he’s WRONG, is HONEST.
February 28th, 2010 | 
Author: A person who surrenders when he’s WRONG,
is HONEST.
A person who SURRENDERS when not SURE,
is WISE.
A person who surrenders even if he’s RIGHT,
is a HUSBAND.!
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True relatives always stand behind u
True relatives always
stand behind u during bad times.
Check ur marriage album.
All your relatives were standing behind u!
Man needs a poison
Man at medical store:I need poison
Chemist: I can’t sell you that
Man shows his marriage certificate
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.
.
Chemist: Oh! sorry,
I didn’t knew u had a prescription.
allow a Man to MARRY 2 Women
Why Government do NOT
allow a Man to MARRY 2 Women.
Because per Constitution,
you can NOT BE PUNISHED TWICE
for the same Mistake.
Remember your wife birthday
The most effective
way 2 remember
ur wife’s birthday
is 2 forget it once.
Because married men are more obedient.
Banta owned a factory.
He issued orders that only married
men would be employed.
Friend asks: Why this ?
Bant reply:
Because married men are more obedient.
Definition of most successful married life
Most successful
Happy married life is
Defined as.
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“Yet to be seen”
Difference between boyfriend and husband
Boy friend is fun,
&
Husband is gun,
Boy friend is light of moon,
&
Husband is month of june,
Boy friend is tooty fruity,
&
Husband is qismat phooti.
