Archive for the ‘Misleading SMS’ Category
Cheese is Cheese
Cheese is Cheese
Butter is butter
if u 4get me
i will throw u in
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* G U T T E R *
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Chand lamho ki zindagi hai
Chand lamho ki zindagi hai,
Nafraton se jiya nahi karte,
Lagta hai dushmano se guzarish karni padegi,
Kyunki aap to ab sms kiya nahi karte.
Kaam kaam kaam
Kaam kaam kaam
10 to 5 tak kaam
uske baad ek shaam
ush shaam mein aapke liye ek pyara sa jaam
ush jaam se aap hamesha k liye jaam
to bhool jao kaam
Lambe safar main susu
Aankho mein ansu aa jatte hai,
Phir bhi labo par hasi rakhni parrti hai,
Ye haal tabhi hota hai,
Jab lambe safar main susu rokni parrti hai….
Potti Remix
“Potti Remix”
1 tatti, s0u afsanay..
Tatti ki dalali mei m0u kala
0ne tatti a day, keepz d0ct0r away
tatti tatti pe likha hai khanay walay ka naam
Dh0bi ki tatti, ghar ki na ghaat ki
tatti kar darya mai dal.
Tatti in need, iz a tatti indeed..
Ghar ki tatti, g0bar barabar..
Little red tatti h0od..
Tatti na kya tOu Phir kYa jiyA..
Larka Larki Se Kia Kr Rhe Ho ?
Larka Larki Se Kia Kr Rhe Ho ?
Larki Dodh Pee Rhe Ho
Larka Kis Ka ?
Larki Apni Bhen
Ki
Bhains Ka …=P;->:-P
Boy wd his girlfrnd watching
Boy wd his girlfrnd watching
a Boxing match,
In wch a boxer got knocked out in d 1st round!
Boy:Disgusting just
ALL OVER in 1 min?
Girl:Now U knw how I Feel? ;->
New Generation
Miss ne nursery class k bchay se kaha
1 se 10 tk gino main tumhen kiss krun gi
Bacha bola:
Agr me 1 se 1000 tak ginu to koi pakage hai?
