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This is not SMS, it’s just an April Fool Trick
Place a bottle of liquid dish soap into the toilet tank.
The next person to flush the toilet will be greeted
with an overwhelming amount of bubbles.

You are one of the most CUTE persons in the world!!
Just a second, don’t misunderstand.
CUTE means:
Creating
Useless
Troubles
Everywhere..

Aisa DOSTANA hamara,
Mai KASHTI tu kinara,
Mai DHANUSH tu teer,
Mai MATAR tu paneer,
Mai VARSHA tu badal,
Mai RAJMA tu chawal,
Mai HOT tu cool,
Mai APRIL tu….?

Fact1: You can not touch
your lower lip with your tounge…
Fact2: After reading this,
99/100 idiots would try it.

I am your girlfriend:
Smart.
Intelligent.
Sweet.
Talented.
Excllent.
Romantic.
theek kaha na ?
In short I am your S.I.S.T.E.R. :p

Send sms to ur friends as “april fool sms”
Sorry
aap ko disturb kea!
Lakin
aik urgent
kaam tha
ap se…
.
Kea aap apni aik photo abhi bhaij saktay hain???
.
Yaar ham log taash khail
rahay hain.
or joker ka patta gum ho gea ha!

Funny sms: send free sms on april fool day
We have known each other for quit a while now.
Do you think we can be more than friends?
Because I like you very much.
Will you be my partner?
To Rob a Bank?

( Ghazal )

Yaar Pen Kho Gaya,

Warna Qasam Se Ghazal To Ghazab Ki Thi.

Chalo Next Time.